¿Dónde está la biblioteca?

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
irondad-tonystark
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miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

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peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

fallenangelvictorious

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

teapotsahoy

Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”

Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep.  I have a shift in four hours.”

dracophile

I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.

Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.

Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!

Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–

Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.

christchex

All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”

cogitaeworks

Are you guys making me ship Uncle Aaron and Uncle Peter B Parker now

unfortunatelyevent

I did not expected this post to go there the first time I saw it

girlnic
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The Poison Garden

Established in 2005 by the Duchess of Northumberland. The garden contains over 100 deadly and hallucinogenic plants. 

I wondered why so many gardens around the world focused on the healing power of plants rather than their ability to kill… I felt that most children I knew would be more interested in hearing how a plant killed, how long it would take you to die if you ate it and how gruesome and painful the death might be.’

-The Duchess of Northumberland 

valleywitch

So this garden was established because a woman knew that they way to get kids intrested in learning about plants was to show them how morbid plants could be. My kind of woman.

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“All the single heroes…”

doctordonna10

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

eheheheh-lokid

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

forevahyoung-ness

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

flagdemoness

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

izzytheeverything

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

dettsu

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

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keepcalmandthunderfrost

THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

everybodyilovedies

Marry me.

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What do I have to do to get someone to record this?

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WHY

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SLAY QWEEN

marwolf1992

Beautiful so beautiful. 

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that little shield has me dying!! 🤣

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Best fucking thing I’ve seen all damn day😍

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“ so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at...
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so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

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WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

sanjista

it is the chosen one

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it must be the main character in the anime

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It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

guardgenie

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

slightly-fanatic

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

al-the-stuff-i-like

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

chongthenomad

Heyo so I’m throwing a big ol party after quarantine if this hits 1 mill so uh if anyone’s out there pls help embarrass my sister even more 7 years later

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akasanata asked:

😉 cherik 😉😉😉

jackyjango answered:

Thank you for the ask, @akasanata​ !! :D

Who would be the big spoon?

I think Erik would be the big spoon.

My headcanon is that Charles likes to be held when he sleeps.
The voices in Charles’ head are heightened at night, when everything else is clam. When he was young, frightened, wary and shivering in bed all night, he’d just wanted someone to hug him and make those voices go away. A mind he could focus on, hide in and forget everything else. But his mother was never going to be that person. Funnily enough, Erik is. The crook between Erik’s neck and shoulder is the safest place to sleep in for Charles, and Erik’s mind is calming beyond words.

For Erik, nothing or nobody has belonged to him. One way or another, whatever he touches perishes. But Charles is made of sterner stuff. He’s the only person Erik can look at call ’mine’. Erik doesn’t want to lose him.
And unconsciously, all Erik can do to not lose Charles is keep him close and hold him tight to his chest.

Also, I like the symmetry of it, Erik physically embracing Charles, while Charles mentally embraces Erik

Who would wake up first?

Erik, i think, owing to his days on the run. He’d be the first to wake up and go out for a run or a workout.
Post accident, Charles wakes up with him, as it requires him more time to get ready for Class.

Do they have nicknames for each other?

Sometimes, when they’re sappy. Erik always reverts to German. ’Schatz,’ mostly.
Charles calls Erik ‘darling’ or ‘love’.
Erik pretends he doesn’t like it, but he really can’t help the tug his heart gives when Charles calls him ‘love’.

What happened when they met each other’s parents?

This would be a hypothetical situation or an AU I suppose (where no-one dies and everyone lives)
Eddie instantly adopts Charles to be his other son and complains that Erik hasn’t been feeding Charles well.
Sharron is her distant self when she meets Erik. Charles confronts his mother for being condescending towards Erik, while Brain tries to maintain peace. At the end of the night, Brain takes Erik outside to speak to him personally and requests him to take good care of his son. The sincerity and honesty with which Erik promises he will wins Brian over.

How do they apologize after an argument?

Though Erik is extremely stubborn and wouldn’t compromise with anyone else, surprisingly, he’s the first to apologise when they fight.
He’s bad with words, so he reverts to neutral ground: chess.
Charles pretends to be still mad with Erik and won’t look at him, but practically melts under Erik’s intense gaze and sincere apology.
It’s pretty much your DOFP plane scene or the Paris chess Proposal scene. lol. :D

What would they be like as parents?

Charles is the one the kids go to for guidance/ moral support/ emotional troubles/ when they’re feeling down.
Erik’s the one they go to when they get in trouble and want to hide it form Charles or when they want to learn how to ride a bike or how to drive a car.
Surprisingly, Charles is a stickler for manners and language and being presentable. Erik’s more like… ‘the kid said a bad word today? So?’

Who is more romantic?

Charles is more romantic at heart. But Erik is with actions.
Erik will do thoughtful things without intending it to be romantic, but are just that.
He’ll make tea for Charles everyday, fluff up Charles’ pillow or give him a scalp or back message when he has a headache. He’ll make sure Charles eats three square meals and sleeps adequately during exam season and doesn’t complain when Charles steals the entire blanket while they sleep.
Nobody has ever done that for Charles, and no amount of candle light dinners or flowers or chocolates can trump that when it comes to romance.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Books mostly. They’re very boring like that. At least, that’s what Raven thinks.
Occasionally, Erik will see a cardigan or jumper while in town and bring it home for Charles.
Charles will do he same when he sees a fedora or a leather jacket or a pair of boots Erik might like.

Who gets jealous easiest?

Erik. Definitely Erik. But Charles is no less. Though he doesn’t get jealous very easily, his streaks of jealously are more intense.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

Charles!

Who is the most adventurous?

When it comes to something physical, then Erik. The mansion life, though amazing, is occasionally stifling, especially for a Nazi hunter who’s been on the run all his life. So Erik grabs any opportunity he gets to get physical.
Charles is more adventurous in bed.

Who is the most protective?

Both are, in their own ways. Erik is very protective in the physical sense- as in he doesn’t let Charles strain himself too much on Cerebro, he doesn’t trust anybody else with Charles’ well being, or with the well being of the people he loves.
But Charles is very protective of Erik’s feelings and his past. Nobody dares talk shit about Erik around Charles. Not even think.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

Absolute sweethearts! Messy, and complicated and clueless and angsty and pining sweethearts, but sweethearts nonetheless!! :D

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

Man, SO MANY!! I mean take any Taylor Swift song and it takes a swift turn towards cherik. lol

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Do I ship it?

No. I ship the heck out of it!!! :D

>>Send me a ship and I’ll tell you who…